Archive for October, 2007

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The Double Dog Dare

There were four of us, all out on summer vacation from school, and we had been out all morning playing army in the woods near the school. Bored and looking for something to do, we ended up at the school playground.
Looking back, I don’t quite understand how we always ended up playing at school when […]

My early days

You know, it’s funny. I have enjoyed masturbating since I was 10 or so and my best friend and I would lock ourselves in his bathroom and jerk off together. Looking back, I think it must have been an everyday thing for us. It didn’t last long, he was pretty […]

Shampoo

Lather, Rinse, Repeat. The most profitable 3 words in the history of advertising. It kind of describes my love life as well. We are close, then that closeness rinses out, then we repeat.  Unfortunately, it seems that the rinse cycle takes longer each time.  As fun as lathering up can […]