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Lather, Rinse, Repeat. The most profitable 3 words in the history of advertising. It kind of describes my love life as well. We are close, then that closeness rinses out, then we repeat. Unfortunately, it seems that the rinse cycle takes longer each time. As fun as lathering up can be, why is it that the rinse cycle gets all the time and attention? Just coming out of the lather cycle, I look forward to a long and frustrating rinse cycle.
Why is it, that even though she acknowledges the fact that she enjoys sex, it is always the last thing that she makes time for? It doesn’t help for me to do things around the house, that just leaves more tv time. Oh well, after 25 years, I don’t think I am going to see much change in our future.
On the bright side, at least masturbation is an option, but like the quote below, it’s lonely.
More later::The Perv