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The Double Dog Dare

There were four of us, all out on summer vacation from school, and we had been out all morning playing army in the woods near the school. Bored and looking for something to do, we ended up at the school playground.
Looking back, I don’t quite understand how we always ended up playing at school when […]

My early days

You know, it’s funny. I have enjoyed masturbating since I was 10 or so and my best friend and I would lock ourselves in his bathroom and jerk off together. Looking back, I think it must have been an everyday thing for us. It didn’t last long, he was pretty […]

Shampoo

Lather, Rinse, Repeat. The most profitable 3 words in the history of advertising. It kind of describes my love life as well. We are close, then that closeness rinses out, then we repeat.  Unfortunately, it seems that the rinse cycle takes longer each time.  As fun as lathering up can […]

Just an update

It looks like the third time may actually be a charm when it comes to televisions.  UPS delivered my freshly refurbished television back from the service center yesterday afternoon, and after getting it set back up and hooked up to cable it appears to be working properly.
I would certainly not recommend an ILO set […]

What a guy wants. . .

Sometimes I really don’t understand myself. Well, I guess I should say that most of the time I don’t understand myself. Last week, I was talking with my favorite NiteFlirt Girl, Angela St.Lawrence, she had read my blog here and said she wasn’t aware of me liking humiliation. Then I think she […]

Phone Sex

The way I see it, there are three different types of Phone Sex. The first and probably the most desired is that when you and your lover are separated and you call and encourage each other through mutual masturbation. Creating an image in each others mind of what you would like to be […]

Playing with toys

I have been able to enjoy using my butt plug lately, but something I was missing was a vibrator in my ass. Once upon a time, I had a vibrating butt plug and it was nice. I opted for a egg vibrator this time and it worked wonderfully! Actually I think it […]

Amazed

Well, I have to say that I am amazed. When I start treating her like a princess, she starts acting accordingly. Even though I have problems with ED we are having sexual relations again and that is startling. I’ll keep you posted.
More later::The Perv

Learning new tricks

Well, tricks really isn’t a good word for it as I am not trying to trick anyone, but it is more like an awakening. Opening my eyes to new ideas and seeing the benefit of them in action.
Yesterday, I spoke with a friend of mine and we were discussing sex and relationships. I […]

A Leopard’s Spots

I know! You don’t have to tell me, or rub my nose in it. I’m an idiot. The sad part is, I know that a leopard doesn’t change its spots. You can not make a chipmunk into a lion. Why do I constantly try to do it? Even knowing […]